don't you have better things to do with your life? like idk... writing your thesis? mess around with your gay friends?

I can multitask. Worry about yourself

And stop being so obsessed with my "gay friends" it's fucking weird

that's exactly what i'm doing, stay away from my friends, you're the obsessed one

Not my fault your desperate ass is trying to make friends with every single person you can get your hands on just to feel more legitimate. Every single person I interact with is bound to have fallen victim to your pathetic attempts at some point

Get off my back and stop being a fucking freak

lmao you're literally trying to get close to one of my football teammates. is that a coincidence? couldn't you have befriended, like, a member of the swim club or something?

but thank you i feel honored to be a 'fucking freak' according to the namsong psycho

Yeah it's a coincidence dipshit, not everything is about you

I happen to think he's hot and he happens to be on the football team. So why don't you just call me a slut and get it over with so you can go back to whatever the fuck it is you were doing instead of wasting my time?

well sorry to break it to you, but if saint were gay, i'd be the first to know. but go ahead take your shot, do whatever you want, i don't care

Oh so you're the patron saint of gay people now? Good to know

Explains a lot about you

we've been friends for years, i know him inside out.

oh yeah? and what does that explain? go on, finish your sentence