remember that girl my ex cheated on me with ? we got stuck in the elevator together lol

the captain of the football team hates this random guy who went off on him during training

my high school ex slid into my dms

so just fucking weird times

shit wtf happened ?!! why didnt you call ? i would have come

omg ew to everything

I love my girls but sometimes some of them are real dumbass

everything's fine, dear, we got to the hospital that was next to our mom-son date

he got treated by the doc he told you abt, he was overjoyed, almost as if nothing happened (nothing happened, in fact, just a few bruises)

also she's fucking in insane that first one. fun times.

rich people are weird af sae

ahaha you think he'll become some kind of dr ? seems passionate about that one

tell me abt it

tbh idk, I rhink he likes the attention too much lol

i mean, not to sound emo af