I'm having a hard time picturing what this investment is like

I don't blame them, I can be pretty scary

you can be both !

you bring me on your adventures, you get a lawyer !

i'm not easily scared though, lucky for you.

Except I already have a lawyer, so in that case you'd simply be my companion

scary isnt even in my top 20 list of adjectives to describe you

maybe you should fire him. can't believe i'm not your first choice.

That's because you don't know the top 20 worst things about me yet :)

Settle down cowboy, you haven't even passed the Bar yet

that sounds very ominous. send me the list.

yet is the key word here

Nope

Gotta earn it

i've earned it.