I'm so tired

The kind of tired that makes you wanna relinquish all earthly possessions and attachments

If I shave my head and join a monastery will you come with me?

ugh, you know i'd give your the world, but really not sure how i'd look with my head shaved

you'd rock it tho

whatever is it, wouldn't some ice cream and me fix it? or it just has to be a monastery?

I always thought you'd look hot with a buzz cut, you have the perfect head shape for it

Meanwhile my hair is about 60% of my sex appeal :/ but honestly I'm ready to give up on that too

Sometimes it feels like the only way out is to commune with God

But ice cream and you is the closest I can get to that without shaving my head so I'll take it

haha praying on my downfall, aren't you?
i'll literally look like an egg wth

just need a little wall and you can call me humpty dumpty

An egg I'll gently hold in my mouth to protect, like those cute golden retrievers

I'll carry you around everywhere and never drop you

ice cream and me then, you can commune with me