I'm not telling him

But he thinks you're in love with me or some shit and it's ruining all my chances

You seriously won't let me have shit

in love with you? lmao, is that why he just came out to me? he probably thinks i'm gay and that it'll help me talk to him about it

don't worry, i'll tell him i'm not into assholes like you

i'll also tell him not to waste his time on bastards like you

now get lost and stop flirting with my friend

With the way you suddenly got angry, I'm inclined to think he's right...

what are you implying

I'm not implying anything

I'm straight up telling you to your face that you're gayyyyyy

G-A-Y

A homosexual

whatever helps you sleep at night

I'm just playing. You being a straight guy who's solely into me is even funnier, actually