i just took two expired pills, am i gonna die ?

dude i think you're screwed... don't forget me when you write your will

no way???? should i vomit ???
IM PANICKINGHHFH???

what kind of pills were they? and why did you take them anyway?

they put regular milk in my latte
so my stomach hurts a lot
so i took two pills because i was dying
but now i'm gonna die from them
save me, you're the medical student here!!!!!

you won't die from the pills, but make sure to stay hydrated. what symptoms are you experiencing? are you alone right now?

so you lied silly??
i think i have a light fever idk
yes i am, unless you want to join me.............. pls......

i'm on my way but just so you know, my consultations aren't free (and i'm a bit hungry)

i’m sorry i am suddenly so poor wtf
Okay okay im ordering rn so it’ll arrived before you
Chicken sounds good ?
And why you didn’t eat earlier ?? Don’t do that !!

chicken is good.
didn't have time to eat because of practice, we've got a big game this weekend

so you practiced with an empty stomach
be careful pls, i'm serious

or else??

I’ll fight with you.
And I bite.

ok dracula, i'll eat don't worry