so she can make some...?

wait i got an idea, what if i sell her weed so she can bake some space cakes, buy it back and sell it double the price

are we talking about hitting on the girl or are we talking business?

we're talking business ikyu, business always comes before hoes

my mom wants me to introduce her to a girl, not a cartel

not sure shes into that anyway

speaking of which, when will i meet your mom ?

ah yeah i forgot you guys been talking since jesus first walked on water and stuff

forget it dude my mom is into taller men

yeah and i'm planning to ask her out and maybe even marry her if you don't do it

restaurant on me tonight

someone paid me 400k to hang out with them lol

lmao your clients are so dumb

lol theyre cute

told them i had a promo on weed, increased the price and they didn't even notice