yupp i'm mad at myself for befriending him, didn't expect him to be such a two faced snake

so cool you seem to hate him too but looks like you know him quite well tho?

I've known him since middle school lol. He wasn't always like this

But he went downhill and now he wants to ruin my life for no reason

Luckily, I can match his aspirations :)

he wants to ruin your life? what tf is his problem

His problem is me, clearly

what a coincidence i want to be his problem

I think you already are

not enough to my taste

if you want to piss him off i would happily give you a hand

I admire the ambition

What are you offering?

did you ever burn a maserati ?

A BMW, a Mercedes and a Fiat but never a Maserati, unfortunately